Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and magic is stupid, but somehow you ended up with it. You are a first-year in GRYFFINDOR HOUSE at HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY, which following the demise of the dark lord, opened its doors to other sentient magical races. You have a variety of INTERESTS, not the least of which is reading TERRIBLE WIZARDING ROMANCE NOVELS. You aspire to one day play as a BEATER for the unstoppable Gryffindor QUIDDITCH TEAM. You like to practice zooming around on your REALLY SHITTY BROOMSTICK but usually end up crashing into things and landing yourself in the infirmary.
You spend a lot of time with your other first-year pals, especially a particular TEAL-BLOODED GRYFFINDOR. You have a bit of a CRUSH on her, but you would sooner be STRANGLED BY A GRINDYLOW than admit it.
After a mishap in your worst subject,CHARMS, the two of you have detention together. You try to pretend you’re not actually HAPPY TO BE ALONE WITH HER.
What will you do?
Karkat: hhhhammy
Terezi: vantasss
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